PUMA KOLA by Sprecher

Fire-brewed from Glendale, Wisconsin, Sprecher(looks like "Sprecfier")'s 'Puma Kola' is a sock-knocker at least. And let's note, it's a little pathetic, giving a mostly raving review out the gate, but here it is.



TEXTURE: Smooth honey-vanilla tingle.

TASTE/FLAVORS: Honey, kola extract, vanilla, cinnamon. This bottle consciously neglects the use of caffeine as a flavorful choice. These folks know what they're doing. The honey's prevalence makes for smooth sippin', while the corn syrup briefly lingers and the cinnamon leaves a man with a welcomed spark in his throat.

And as alluded to in it's title, Sprecher extracts from Kola nuts. This was the original method used to caffeinate(not an actual word) Kola. This practice has rarefied, but it's debatably the original namesake for Kola and Colas bestowed in 1886.

BEST CONSUMED: Warm weather brew. Contrary to it's Milwaukee proximate, it's summer-flower flavor deserves a pool side, or a barbecue side.

GOES WELL WITH: Well, if you're not 'q'ing, get something spicy and let this cool your cock. Thai or Viet would top that list.


JERRY SPRINGER TRIBUTE:
This bloody aphrodisiac certainly ought to earn it's integration into your 'cycle' as well as it has mine. Sprecher also famously brews it's own honey-laden root beer as well as several beers, seasonal and year round.